by Unloved.Luis December 25, 2018
Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.
by Alan S. September 19, 2007
by alaiababyy June 28, 2022
by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021
To look at other's work aimlessly with a blank stare, with occasional input that could be rude but beneficial.
by leovander March 3, 2011
by lampigs January 1, 2009
Something that one might mistake for irony, but is actually not. Typically, a predictable worst-case scenario come to fruition. Named after Alanis Morrissette, who's song "Ironic" uses examples of "irony" that are not ironic -- e.g. rain on your wedding day.
by Mojotronica July 15, 2004