Alan

Pussy ass virgin that plays fortnite like a dumbass

Alan Was playing fortnite like a Pussy ass virgin

by Unloved.Luis December 25, 2018

The Alan

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

by Alan S. October 2, 2007

alan

the most sexiest soccer player , he will be your favorite ex , and he will have the biggest dick

brooo i miss alan eating me out

by alaiababyy June 27, 2022

alan

a fat fuck who sits and catfishes and grooms kids off of roblox on his nokia brick

bro this guy just told me he was gonna put me on a leash on da hood.

must be alan lol

by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021

alaning

To look at other's work aimlessly with a blank stare, with occasional input that could be rude but beneficial.

Jack was alaning over Jill's shoulder while she wrote her program.

by leovander March 18, 2011

Alane

Fun loving, goofy with a motor mouth.

That Alane can really chat up anyone.

by lampigs December 31, 2008

alanic

Something that one might mistake for irony, but is actually not. Typically, a predictable worst-case scenario come to fruition. Named after Alanis Morrissette, who's song "Ironic" uses examples of "irony" that are not ironic -- e.g. rain on your wedding day.

Wow 10,000 spoons and all you need is a knife? That's ironic! No it's not -- it's alanic.

by Mojotronica July 15, 2004