Fake Airpods Owner

Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.

Hey, that blonde really looks like the fake airpods owner we saw back then in high school

by Artem_retarded March 01, 2021

the airpod

the act of cumming in someones ears and letting it dry

ethan: my boyfriend gave me the airpod
jesus: only one?
Ethan: yeah he was lazy

by slayer23456738 November 23, 2021

national give your boyfriend back his airpods day

give me my airpods back

its national give your boyfriend back his airpods day give them back now

by coochie man 69 420 blazin October 15, 2020

Airpods

sOrRy I dOnT sPeAk BrOkE

They don’t fall out - everybody who owns airpods

by airpodgang.ie February 02, 2019

Airpods

Dumb little fucks that disappear in 0.3 nanoseconds of you buying them.

You: I just got some Airpods
Friend: But where are they
You: Fuck

by lorg rat March 17, 2020

Airpods

Say that again?

Everyone: Does absolutely nothing
Someone with airpods: Sorry what was that?

by Unknxwn_Writer March 13, 2019

AirPods

Ew

Virgin: Hey man look at my new AirPods

Chad: ew beats are better

by Penisfucker69 December 05, 2020