skank agents

An 8-piece ska band from San Diego California- generally two-tone ska. Formed in 2003 by with only 5 members, the band has progressed far beyond what any of them ever intended. Performing songs about anything from summertime and dirty bitches to "gohsts" and sheep, while covering songs like "Forgot About Dre" and "Drunken Sailor," ~Los Agentes de Skank~ know exactly how to please the crowd and their loyal fans. Now, several demos and line-up changes later, The Skank Agents have grown into one of the most promising amateur bands in SoCal. They recently released their first professional, full-length album "Boat Load of Crazy!" in August of 2006.

The Agents play: Lead Vocals/Trumpet, Drums/Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Saxophones, barry sax, Bass Trombone, Trumpet)

Extra facts:
-only anti-depressing music allowed
-4 of the current members are seniors in highschool, 3 are in college
-lead vocalist/trumpetier is only a Junior, yet is a musical genius; attends a performing arts school.
-saxophonist makes an hour commute -from his college- for every show. He is the master of all saxes.
-drummer/founder has a checkered hat surgically attatched to his head. He can also play the trombone.
-trombone player is also a phenomenal bassist and was so in the band for an extensive amount of the band's existence. He has had a beard since he was 12.
-barry saxophonist and second trumpetier competively play soccer together.
-guitarist is a bro
-current bassist is friggin GOOD at bass. He can often be found during a set, just layin down on stage while STILL playing. He does not own a cell phone.

"Hey hey kids we're the Skank Agents" -Anthem

by SkankAgents Chick November 23, 2006

internet accent

When one pronounces internet terms outside of the net, they are said to have an internet accent.

Person A: omg wtf i can has chzburger plox
Person B: What the fuck are you trying to say?
Person C: Nothing worse than a retard with an internet accent

by Anonimite July 28, 2009

english accent

The sexiest accent in the universe

Guy: Yeah, he has an english accent
Girl: I want to have sex with him

by EdShnee June 28, 2015

Agent Orange

A drink containing:

1 oz. Jim Beam
1 oz. rum
1 oz. Apple Schnapps
1 oz. Triple Sec
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. Yukon Jack
1.5 oz. grenadine
fill with orange juice

I passed out after drinking too much Agent Orange last night.

by mandymacabre March 15, 2010

accent

What you and people who talk like you swear you don't have, but eeeeeverybody else does have.

Guy from California: Accent? What accent? I have no accent.

Guy from South Carolina: Shit, you got a cold? Cus you sound like your nose is all stuffed up.

by Gumbo man April 11, 2009

special agent oso

A fucked up little plush teddy bear who doubles as a special agent to "help" children accomplish remedial tasks. Usually can't wait to get hands-on with most youngsters he meets. Gets the answers from the audience and his wristwatch. His best friends include a pretentious wolf, a retarded hillbilly racoon or squirrel lookin hoochie named "dotty" and some fuckin james earl jones soundin nigga who is the boss of the whole stupid operation. His vehicles include a faggot french train named RR Rapeed and a blind helicopter named whirly bird. Obviously a Sandusky faggot since he never tries to slay dotty, creeps into childrens bedrooms and usually dips when the parents come home.

Little Billy: Special agent oso what are you doin here? Are you here on a special assignment?
Agent Oso: Why don't you come find out.
<sound of door closing>
Billy's Mom: Billy where are you?
Agent Oso: Oh shit I better dip on outta this bitch. Hit it whirly bird.

by pimpinthe405 November 23, 2011

Accent Osmosis

A phenomenon characterized by a subject involuntarily/subconsciously adopting a foreign accent by mere exposure to a speaker. Symptoms persist during exposure but quickly fade after exposure is terminated. Conscious over-ride is possible, but can also cause the accent to become hyperaccessible in the subject, leading to a mixture of the subject's native accent and the foreign one. Further research needs to be conducted in order to isolate a causal factor for the phenomenon.

Oh yeah, that's called accent osmosis.

by CoffeyHaus134 September 29, 2010