"I Adolf Hitler can Invade the Soviet Union in under 5 months"-Someone who can't invade the Soviet Union in under 5 months
by JFKLover9999 June 8, 2021
Get the Adolf Hitlermug. Some small dick Austrian wanker who got mad and fucking killed 11 million people because he got rejected from art school. What a fucking loser.
by KoditonKari69 October 4, 2023
Get the Adolf Hitlermug. Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.
Fun facts:
• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"
Further reading:
"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.
Fun facts:
• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"
Further reading:
"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!
by horny cucumber May 25, 2022
Get the Adolf Hitlermug. person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler
person two: wait your secretly who?
person two: wait your secretly who?
by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023
Get the Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitlermug. A frustrated Austrian painter who eradicated thy opps by matter of genocide. As known, Adolf was a hardcore blood, so when he found out about the blue in the israel flag, he was forced to unleash warfare against his crippin opps. Adolf slid for von, unleashing anger in the crips of israel and they dissed his kicks and said his Jordan's were fake, to which hitler shot them all. Hitler, also known as hoodler is famous on oblock and even has a statue in his name there.
Crippin Jew- "Aye whatchu doin on my block whiteboy negative melanin sour cream lookin ass?"
Hitler- "Ich denke, es wäre das Beste für dich, mein Territorium zu verlassen, du Idiot. Ich werde die Kraft meines Schnurrbartes auf Ihre gesamte Blutlinie entfesseln. Du solltest gehen, bevor ich dich mit meiner Waffe treffe, sonst hättest du mir keine andere Wahl gelassen, als deine Religion auszurotten."
Crippin Jew-"Fuck you say to me whiteboy ass?"
Adolf Hitler- "Sei weg, ein übles Wesen"
Hitler- "Ich denke, es wäre das Beste für dich, mein Territorium zu verlassen, du Idiot. Ich werde die Kraft meines Schnurrbartes auf Ihre gesamte Blutlinie entfesseln. Du solltest gehen, bevor ich dich mit meiner Waffe treffe, sonst hättest du mir keine andere Wahl gelassen, als deine Religion auszurotten."
Crippin Jew-"Fuck you say to me whiteboy ass?"
Adolf Hitler- "Sei weg, ein übles Wesen"
by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) February 28, 2024
Get the Adolf Hitlermug. 
A guy that did EVERYTHING wrong.
by SuperMarioBro7890 July 7, 2024
Get the Adolf Hitlermug.