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Assured not stakin

Minor wordplay on the classic "stirred not shaken" saying. In this case it means someone who is assured and not on the hunt for a mate.p
Bill: how was the hunting at the club last night? Bob: it was. Assured not stakin. My wife 😍 was with me.
by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021
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Absurb

When something is ridiculous beyond mere absurdity and must be described with a word that is, itself a farce.
It is absurb that people are still donkey punching each other in the year 2021.
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asurex

Asurex is a mobile device insurance company that provides repair, replacement, and technical support to a global market. Anyone who uses a cell phone, laptop, or tablet benefits from the affordable services of Asurex.
I insured my phone with Asurex so I wouldn't have to worry about accidents, defects or theft.
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asurex

Asurex is a mobile device protection company owned by Biteris Bank.
My phone broke but luckily Asurex covers damage so I can get it fixed.
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Absurdly Insane

When someone says something that caught you off guard or something crazy in general.
Classmate : "Yeah, this girl last night almost bit my dick off."
Me : "That is absurdly insane!"
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Absurd

"absurd" with a capital A, the term Camus uses for when our human need for meaning meets the silent universe that's like, ‘new phone, who dis?’
Have you ever noticed the pronunciation of "Absurd" is more absurd than its meaning?
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Asbure

Dude it would be so asbure of you if you passed me the salt!
by Gemeente May 1, 2024
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