Be assed

When a person cannot be bothered doing a task that is given to them. It is used when someone wants to remind on there backside/bum/ass. Hence the expression "Be assed"

Most of the time it is used in Liverpool, England.

"Go to the shop for me please"

"Be assed!"

by AdamLeeB October 18, 2011

Aset

A really pretty girl, always a good ASSET to an activity or relationship and makes it cute and also one of the most amazing people in the world even more than josh dun. Usually paired up with Smartasses usually hates people but won’t admit it because she’s really nice

Aset and Marc make a really cute couple, I’m jealous but he’s a smartass so it’s okay.
Or
I’m so jealous of that guy for dating Aset

by Marcmod September 14, 2018

Lancaster Assembly

An exclusive party held once per year in December at the Lancaster Country Club to debut select young women of society, the Debutantes. Membership in "The Assembly", as it is referred, is made up of affluent people of high status in the Lancaster community. It would be incredibly rare to see someone who is not white even attending the party (and certainly not debuting). The dress code is white tie (tails for men) and floor length gowns and kidskin gloves (for both women AND men). To be invited, one must already be ingrained in this very elite crowd so there is no hope for common people. People go every year, often parents and their 21 year old children who all get very inebriated and kiss each other on the cheeks. The Assembly was started by President James Buchanan as the Lancaster Assembly in 1780. As WASPy as it gets.

"Are you going to the Lancaster Assembly this year?"

"Of course, darling! I go every year!"

by lancgurl2 December 18, 2012

Assem

Middle eastern female name. Means "beautiful"

A: Hey, what is name Assem mean?
B: It means smth wonderful & beautiful!
A: Mmm...really? cool) I'll give such name 2 my daughter)

by double_a_and_one_t July 2, 2011

Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing

There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.

by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021

Russian assembly line

The act that occurs when a man who is having doggie-style sex with a woman, is fed by a third party in the room.

He took part in a Russian assembly line last night when he was fucking the girl while his buddy hand-fed him cookies

by FantasticSam December 11, 2010

Scottsdale Slut Assembly

A group of mostly blonde, big breasted, stupid, stuck up, materialistic Scottsdale bitches all together for a night out on the town...

Usually a group of 2-5 sluts, wearing skimpy hooker clothes and matching heels, they spent about 150 dollars on a spray tan and manicure just to go out that night. They flirt with every stupid bro-douchebag in the bar or club and act dumb so they will get drinks for free. When the music gets loud, they are the first ones you see dancing on a table screaming and swinging their purse, and they are the first ones to fall off and chip a tooth.

More often than not, one of the sluts in the group will get upset and emotional because of a text from her old boyfriend, and proceed to get more drunk, and possibly start a catfight. When the night is over at 3am, they stumble out of the bar tripping on their 5 inch heels, screaming "Wooo!" and at least one of them will go home with a stranger.

Guy 1: "Hey look at those chicks, they look slutty dude

Guy 2: "Ohh yah, thats a Scottsdale Slut Assembly, you can tell by the glare of silver dresses and heels"

by LeeLaBadass July 27, 2011