Tits in Aspen

An old phrase used to signify how cold it is. Sometimes abbreviated TIA.

I can't believe how freezing it is outside today. Tits in Aspen.

Be careful when you're walking, there's lots of ice. TIA

by CelibateRabbits November 16, 2022

Aspen

Cohen fucker

“Aspen is a Cohen fucker”

by Mydingdong March 7, 2022

Aspen

A wonderful boy who will change the world in his own way! Kind and loving. If you know an Aspen you are lucky and must protect him at all cost! He is brave and knows what he wants.

I need a Aspen in my life.

Yeah we all do.

by Happyturtle May 20, 2021

Aspen

She’s is the most prettiest girl ever she can be loyal most of the time but sometimes she can be unloyal she’s very loud and her laugh is probably one the most unique things about her she’s says the weirdest shit ever and every day she’s horny and doesn’t shut her mouth so weird words start coming out

Aspen is such a werid girl

by Nanana. November 20, 2023

Aspen’s dick

Slang for a big dick that has been inside of many dead mothers

Bro Jerry’s got an Aspen’s dick

by Cokclover June 29, 2022

Aspen

A gay person who likes the fruit guava

Person1: Hey, have you heard about Aspen??
Person2: Yeah, I heard he is gay and likes that one fruit
Person1:Which Fruit?
Person2: Its starts with a G i forgot which one.
Person1: Guava??
Person2: Yeah, That one.

by Thy Stiffy September 1, 2021

Aspen

A beautiful Asian-American woman who loves to have fun, going out with you, and watch anime with you.

You’re a beautiful Aspen!

by Nigel L January 29, 2022