aspen

a very kool person:)

aspen is kool

by T_T Kill_meNow June 11, 2022

Aspen’s dick

Slang for a big dick that has been inside of many dead mothers

Bro Jerry’s got an Aspen’s dick

by Cokclover June 29, 2022

aspen

the kindest person you will ever meet, makes your day so much better

‘I love aspen!’
‘same!!’

by 4spennn May 9, 2022

Tits in Aspen

An old phrase used to signify how cold it is. Sometimes abbreviated TIA.

I can't believe how freezing it is outside today. Tits in Aspen.

Be careful when you're walking, there's lots of ice. TIA

by CelibateRabbits November 16, 2022

Aspen

Absolute fucking pussy magnet, literally balling out of his mind o n hoes. Also an intellectual titan, likely the smartest person in the world at any given time. Always objectively correct in any political or philosophical discussion, having a disagreement with an Aspen? Time to change your opinion or risk (100%) being wrong.

Wow look at Aspen over there, my god is he ever fucking legendary.

by bussieee March 30, 2022

Aspen

A beautiful Asian-American woman who loves to have fun, going out with you, and watch anime with you.

You’re a beautiful Aspen!

by Nigel L January 29, 2022

Aspen

A person who is gayer than gay

“Aspen means gay!”
“Omg really! I hate aspens!!!”

by 1800DREAMINT September 27, 2021