ALAP

As. Long. As. Possible.

The ability to hold in a hit of marijuana for the longest amount of time possible. Related toASAP. Pronounced A-LAP

"Johny hold that hit in ALAP!"

"We need to hold the hit in ALAP to get maximum effects"

by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch July 2, 2012

NAP-ASAP-ALAP

Needing a nap as soon as possible, as long as possible.

Last night I raged until the wee hours of the night and had to wake up so early. Before I go out again, I need a NAP-ASAP-ALAP.

by CTulls July 6, 2009

That deserved a slap.

When you say something really stupid, or you are excepted to know something but you don't, a friend may exclaim that you deserve a slap for you ignorance. The phrase is usually followed by a harsh, quick, blow to the cheek. Sissy crying may follow along with a "WTF? Why'd you do that, man?"

Manda: Have you heard that new System of a Down song?
Chris: Naw, man. I don't listen to rock.
Manda: Man, that deserved a slap.
Chris: No, Manda! Please!
(Manda slaps Chris viciously)
Chris: (Cries). Damn, bloody...WTF, man?

by sflagurl25 May 24, 2005

assapopolis

place where one gets a shitload of ASS

Camp= assapopolis!

by asdfasdfasdfasdfsadfsadfasdfsad July 19, 2007

Aslanidis

Aslanidis is a derivation from the Ottoman surname Aslanoglou used by Greek population before being either expelled or exterminated. The surname Aslanoglou derives from the actual Greek Guild Aslanoglou or simply put Aslan Guild (which means "Lion" in Ottoman), which was a wealthy Greek Guild with large territories in the Pontos, Capadocia and other parts of Asia Minor. The original members of the guild were either expelled or exterminated by the Turks of Kemal Ata Turk, an inhuman monstrous madman. There are still nowadays descendants of this guild who have survived and are eager to punish the Turkish mind-controlling government and release from that Islam the Greek population in Turkey that has been brainwashed, by being converted to Genizari.

All Aslanidis are joining back in to release their territories from the evil Islamic invaders.

by JohnnyTheGreekIII February 8, 2010

ALAP

As Late As Possible

Mark: Hey Ben idk what time i'll be through with this party so come get me ALAP
Ben: Sounds good

by meth0d man January 24, 2011

ALAP

“As late as possible”

Mom- “What time do you plan on coming home?”

Me- “ALAP”

by saucyg August 14, 2020