Armchair Crusader

Not to be confused with an Armchair Activist or Armchair Warrior, an Armchair Crusader is a person who would essentially die for another person unrelated to their life. Most often found in cult-of-personalities surrounding larger names, these people would blindly talk up about, defend, and proclaim falsehoods of counter-evidence towards a person's character, regardless of the relationship between the person and the crusader.
In essence, they would die for a person who doesn't even know they exist.

Any large YouTuber has a ton of these. Try insulting their character and see how many of them jump to his/her unneeded rescue!
Celebrities have many, or even just famed creators of great works (movies, video games, etc.)

ProclamationPatient said: Jesus Christ, Pewdiepie is the most annoying thing to ever entertain retards.

XxArmchaircrusedzer replied: HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT UR JUST JELOUS OF HIS FAME AND THAT HE HAS A FAN BASE LOL GO DIE PLZ

ProclamationPatient replied: You're the quintessence of my previous statement.

XxArmchaircrusadzer replied: HAHAHA JUST STOP UR OBV JUST AN HATER WHOES JELOUS OF HIM LOL UR AN IDIOT FOR NOT NOWING HOW TO ENJOY HIS GREAT CONTENT

(XxArmchaircrusadzer is an Armchair Crusader)

by D13pro March 12, 2014

Armchair Strategist

Refers to someone who gives "ideas" about how things should have been done differently, or needs to be done in a better way, but has neither the ability nor the knowledge that required to deal with the case, and has never been in a similar scenario and never experienced in the like. Resembles the proverb: "After the ship has sunk everyone knows how she might have been saved".

"The marine's caption heard a lot of armchair strategist after he failed the battle".

by Shipi June 25, 2018

armchair craftsperson

People who watch a lot of Do it Yourself TV-shows but never even attempt to initiate a project.

John is a total armchair craftsperson, loves DIT shows, but does not even own a hammer.

by Andymex June 30, 2017

armchair dictator

An internet expert who believes anything and everything he/she posts is unquestionable fact, and has no burden to support any of his/her claims.

Bah, you can ask him for evidence all day long, but he's just another armchair dictator.

by Grandmastershek September 23, 2016

Armchair Dictator

A lazy filmmaker who puts no effort in directing a movie. A armchair dictator is typically only in it for the paycheck.

George Lucas took an armchair dictator approach to making the prequels.

by dyslexicperson2 March 30, 2020

Armchair Solutionizer

A micromanager who thinks they know more about a product than the professionals they’ve hired to develop it, despite the fact the reason they hired the professionals in the first place is due to the fact that they know diddly-fucking-squat about it.

Sorry guys I know I'm solutioning, but I'm a total armchair solutionizer

by Andy loves hookers and coke September 23, 2020

armchair biologist

a person who only cares about biology when they wish to invalidate trans people … likely never engaged in biology class beyond that cheat sheet they made for their ninth grade final exam.

“These anti-trans bills are the latest wet dream of armchair biologists who love saying, ‘trans women are men’. Yes, we get it - you think we’re hot, and that scares you.”

by MotherStarling March 15, 2023