AOL

Acronym: An Obvious Loser, used to indicate a user of American Online. Also interchangeable with A**hole Online.

His email address ended in aol.com. I knew he was a tool.

by Lady_Lexicon September 21, 2017

AOL

A beloved nation wide company that makes people smile every day with there manufacturing of Frisbees and coasters.

If you collect enough, you can make a fort, kill a midget, throw it to your friends, throw it at you enemy's, poop on it, destroy your computer with spam, blog it on urban dictionary and piss off a lawyer, rape it, put your drinks on it, waste earths resources, and give you the urge to blow up your computer from frustration.

Person 1: I just got my 2,000th aol disk!!!
Person 2: SWEET! Lets go kill some midgets!
Person 1: mmk

by 12qwazx January 22, 2011

AOL

boycott ao smell. ao smel aint no good to man nor beast

hi its good to see that ppl are already boycotting aol for there own diffrent resons i have had alot of trouble with them and i just tryed to cancel but they told me i was legaly bound buy a one year contract i still have 5 months to go on. but my reaons for boyoctt are lol yes they are total rubbish but 30 percent of aol investment portfolio is investied in to israel and in 1998 aol recived an award by the prime minister for there help in building the infrastructre of israel whom the real humanitarians know is an occupation in stolen land form the palastinian ppls
other company to boycott for those who care r coke cola, mcdonalds, disney, cat (caterpiller), lo,real, tesco, sainsburys.

by bobski September 12, 2008

AOL

AOL, Inc. and its subsidiaries operate a leading network of Web brands and the largest Internet access subscription service in the United States. Brands include the AOL® service, the AOL.com® website, and the AIM®, MapQuest®, Moviefone®, Netscape®, CompuServe® and ICQ® services. AOL offers a range of digital services including the TotalTalk® voice service. The company also has operations in Canada and Europe. AOL, Inc. is based in Dulles, Virginia, and is a wholly owned subsidiary of Time Warner Inc.

Bob: What's your ISP?
Paul: AOL

by Mike162006 July 24, 2008

AOL

acronym for Atrophied Otter Lips. thin, dry, weak lips inappropriate for fellatio.

antonym: DSL, dick-sucking lips.

After my ex's crappy AOL, I was blown away by the DSL of the hottie I met at the bar last night.

by k9_mk5 February 22, 2011

AOL

A ISP which is very underated, it's not THAT bad, and I think it's pretty fast. Also, has a lot of free features. One drawback is that it's very overpriced, but I just keep re-signing up on the free trial deals :).

Person 1: I get free Internet
Person 2: How?
Person 1: Just keep signing-up to the AOL free trial disks :)
Person 2: Fucking awesome

by COF2 January 3, 2006

AOL

AOL is probably the best Internet Service Provider (ISP) around, people who have not experienced other ISP's are ungreatful because they just don't know how easy they have it with AOL. Now that AOL has been lowering their prices, it is even better. I have been on AOL since version 2.5 and I've loved it every since...yes, I have tried other Internet Service Providers, but I kept coming back to AOL because none of them could compare. Why do you think everyone on here that complains about AOL, is infact, still using AOL? It's because they're addicted to AOL's ease of use, and it's graphically appealing GUI. Why don't they try getting on SBC or something for awhile, I mean.. after all, it is a lot cheaper. 2 weeks of experiencing SBC and they'll be back on AOL in a flash. AOL is the best Dialup ISP around, I have broadband and I'm still using AOL! Why don't guys just go get another ISP, or just stop complaining!

AOL is probably the best ISP around.

by Bob February 17, 2005