Alonso

A football player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb for killing someone with a car

Georginho: I'm gonna go for a drive, gonna Alonso someone.

Pys: Anyone see where Lewis went?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him

by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019

Pete Alonso

Pete Alonso is famous for hitting bombs, saying LFGM and having a bad batting average with amazing homeruns totals

Pete Alonso is the best baseball player right now it’s not even close

by metscwd June 15, 2023

Alfonsoblankshot

When you're you expect a Pp gun to shoot a pellet but nothing comes out

Rodrigo: Why is it Alfonsoblankshot and not working.

Milo: It ain't working like the bumfartwillycum

by Nuksoocow November 27, 2024

alfronso

Alfronso is funny but shy and is very protective, he want the best for the people around him and cares for them even though he may not show it. He is a nice person and loves to take care of people. But even though he loves and cares for everyone he is always the one who gets hurt.
And he’s sad but puts on a smile and stays happy for the people around him. He has a big penis but don’t brag about it
Overall a great guy who needs to get treated better

Alfronso is the greatest guy to be with

by Only true words are spoke by i January 2, 2018

Alfonsito

Alfonsito is the most talented rapper alive. His tongue technology will send you to Hong Kong.

Agust D is Alfonsito as fuck.

by MIA7842 November 1, 2018

Alonso Horros Duran

Is one of those types of guys that will suck the life out of you when dating him. He doesnt care if he hurts his friends or anyone around him. All he cares about is himself. He will date you, then cheat on you, try and break you and your current boyfriend apart, then try and get back with you. He is a coward. Cant even muster up the man hood to talk to parents. He is a sketchy POS. Even little boys are more manly than Alonso. The best way I can describe him is he is a BLACKHOLE. Everything around him gets sucked into nothingness.

Person 1. Can you have Alonso Horros Duran talk to your father?
Person2. Nope he is too much of a coward!

by Data.proves.it December 23, 2019

Alfanso

Nobody likes this guy, he sits in the corner and plots all lunchtime.

That Alfanso guy gives off a weird vibe I'm not too sure about him

by I don't like Alfanso March 18, 2020