A sexual act where a male with strangely large balls inserts them into a another man’s anus, then removes them quickly to make a popping sound.
Josh-remember when we Albanian teabagged last night
Gary- when you removed your balls from my ass the pop was so loud you woke my sister up
Gary- when you removed your balls from my ass the pop was so loud you woke my sister up
by Andreiguodala June 7, 2023
Get the albanian teabagmug. A euphemism for anal sex. This is due to the high urge some people have to get it up the butt while on pleasure cruises that are passing near the Albanian coast.
Hey, babe. As the sun sets off the port side, what say we grab a handful of crisco from the galley and head back to the junior suite for a bit of the ole Albanian.
by xophere May 2, 2023
Get the Albanianmug. by anonymous121212121 August 30, 2022
Get the fat albanianmug. Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.
We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
Get the Albanian Mirror Selfiemug. When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.
by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020
Get the Albanian Toiletmug. Thieves and also they are known as wacky tobaccy, Mary jane, jamaican broccoli, cannabis, poxoui, electric lettuce.
by Tzagger November 20, 2021
Get the Albaniansmug. An Albanian Doorstopper is a sex act, usually committed by 2 homosexual men. They start squatting back to back and see who can drop a deuce faster. Whoever does, shoves the feces into the other persons rectum, using their penis. They stop once the “shover” climaxes. Then the receiver must excrete the feces back out.
by Ceejay6375 July 12, 2025
Get the Albanian Doorstoppermug.