Aj

A man whore. Possibly the worst decision you could make in your life, aka life ruin-er. Aj's are tall and goofy. Athletic and for the most part funny. They are super cocky and not in a good way. They have bad tempers and a foul mouth. Most are cheaters and liars, probably sociopaths, but nothings been proven yet.They can be charming but its all a show, they'll pretend to like you just so they can get down your pants. I will admit their very clever but master manipulators. WARNING everything out of their mouth is either a lie, or a lie. They sometimes have good bodies but end up as chunkers. Ajs are huge jerks with no respect for women. You know the guy who murders their mom? that was probably an Aj. They are sex addicts who will use any girl. If you ever run into one, RUN THE OTHER WAY. Punch them in the nuts first, then run the other way.

Whoa, you hooked up with an Aj? Bad decision

Is it just me or does that guys face scream douche bag?
Is his name Aj?
Yes.
Yeah, definitely screams douche bag.

I'm thinking about dating Aj
Ooh bad call, unless you wanna end up heartbroken with chlamydia I'd go for Chad
Good idea, Chad's a keeper.

by smitherssmith November 17, 2012

aj

to put you dick vetically on a someones ass not penatrating.the they move up and down

dude1.yo jessica gave me an aj it was tight
dude2.shit man i rarely get that from my bitch

by gonja man May 22, 2007

AJ

Armpit hanky panky. When a male fucks a female's armpit. (use extra deodorant)

"damn bitch, i was just giving my man an AJ when you called!!"
"that was a really good AJ. You have soft armpit skin.."

by CKG+SBE July 25, 2008

AJ

Instant asshole just add beer.....Angelo Troy Landi Esquire Jr.

The dude at the party is such an Aj

by JJT BarBelPig August 4, 2010

AJ

The small, peverted blondie in you class who hits on every girl even though he is obviously not actually interested in them, but rather enjoys their reactions.

I would like to step on AJ with a pair of cleats

by Definatly Not AJ January 12, 2010

aj

a fat retarded person who sits home and plays games all day instead of going to school, eats only junk food, and who screams at his/her mom non-stop

"My name's aj and i skipped school for two months so i could play xbox, eat shit for food, and yell at my mom."

by Captain Radical April 26, 2009

AJ

stands for anal job. when you stick your dick up a girls or guys butthole

Dude i totally gave her an aj last nite it was awesome

by wulffydwolf February 16, 2009