Honest Advertising

Advertising which is overtly transparent about the way in which it works.

In the past the phrase would have implied the relaying of accurate facts, figures and statements about a product as a way of convincing the customer to make a purchase; today the term has come to mean the honesty of the company about the mechanisms which it employs in order to persuade people to buy a particular product.

e.g. Morgan Spurlock's corporate expose, "The Greatest Movie Ever Sold".

Jesus! This new McDonalds ad is saying that the only reason why I eat Big Macs is because my body is physically addicted to the artificial flavour enhancers they use! As much as I think the food sucks, that is honest advertising!

by Benncm June 21, 2011

Appeasement Advertising

When a company, in the midst of a scandal, public backlash, massive recall, etc., tries to cover mistakes by paying actors to pose as normal people and lie in a desperate effort to approve their image.

Tom: Dude, I'm not eating at Taco Bell anymore. Their meat's nasty.
Eric: But I just saw a commercial where their meat's 100% natural.
Tom: That's appeasement advertising. Don't buy into it!

by KoopaKid17 March 20, 2011

adverse yaw

Adverse yaw is the natural and undesirable tendency for a penis to yaw in the opposite direction of a roll. It is caused by the difference in profile drag between the upward and downward vaginal thrusting, the difference in circumference of the larger penis and smaller vagina creates an induced drag between left and right walls of the vagina, as well as an opposite rotation of each testicle's lift vector about the verticle axis due to the rolling trajectory of the head of the penis. The effect can be greatly minimized with foreplay or other mechanisms deliberately designed to create reduced drag . As the major causes of adverse yaw vary with proper lube, any fixed-ratio mechanism will fail to fully solve the problem across all sex positions and thus any manually operated dildo will require some amount of brute input from the male in order to insert girth without yawing. Though adverse yaw is often associated with coordinated turns it refers to the uncommanded yaw rate or slip that typically results from improper lube techniques

because he went right for it without eating her pussy first, her vagina was wrecked do to adverse yaw. ,
that's not blue balls my friend, you're testicles hurt because of adverse yaw... if it can't fit in her mouth it probably won't fit in her vagina

by Charles Mansion December 19, 2013

Springsteen Day Adventist

Members of the cult that follows Bruce Springsteen (they bypassed being mere fans (read: having a trace of rational thought) long ago) who think anything BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE does is genius and without fault.

"'Springsteen did 'I Wanna Be Sedated' and improved on that crap group The Ramones' original,' the Springsteen Day Adventist informed me."

"The Springsteen Day Adventist balled his fists at me and said, 'Shut up! He may live in a gated house, but Springsteen is still a man of the people!'"

"'Your gay,' typed the Springsteen Day Adventist to a negative comment about The Boss posted on YouTube, demonstrating that not even adhering to proper spelling got in the way of his devotion to BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE."

by Ass "T. Rex" DeGaul February 27, 2014

false advertising

also false-advertising or false advertise n. Relates to instances on the internet (particularly, but not limited to gay culture) where non-desirable looking persons promote extremely favorable images of themselves, or others, in an effort to lead the viewer into believing that that is how the sender looks on a daily basis.

I went all the way across town to hook up with that guy last night because he wanted me really badly and looked really hot online, but when I got there that fugly slut opened the door and scared the crap out of me. I told him to stop false advertising and put up some pictures that looked like him and less like Ashton Kutcher, then I went home.

by JacobKing0722 November 13, 2007

advertisement

When someone says they'll do something or says that they are something, but doesn't follow through on it.

Aw man, he's all advertisement. He says he's brave but he's just a big pussy.

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

False Advertising

when an unattractive woman (or male ) wear high heels.

"every time i hear high heels I look up expecting to see an attractive woman, but you shoulda seen this heifer that walked in clapping the floor today... man that's false advertising"

by That Libra February 13, 2009