chode-ache

Post sex pain suffered as a result of the condom elastic digging in to the base of one's chode
Holy shit, I snared a right ho last night but she wouldn't let me climb aboard without putting a rubber on my chode. Fuck me it was tight and now I have got some really bad chode-ache!
by Hosethedaddy January 28, 2016
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wankers ache

wankers ache mean that you wank so hard that your dick falls off
hey ismael dont get wankers ache hionk hionk hionk
by Steffe from f.ib September 03, 2016
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rape ache

The rather uncomfortable aching in your rectum after taking a shit. The only feeling it could be compared to is that of just being somewhat raped. usually lasts about 5-10 minutes.
Im not a fan of rape ache.
by Chaluupa Batman November 25, 2009
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head ache

An unfortunate affliciton of the neck and spine for both women and men which is contracted via the rhythmic motion of "giving head", hence causing "head ache"
Oh man, according to Danny Sessions, Chat Dodds couldn't have left that party without severe "head ache". You know....because of all the gobbies.
by rossevan October 03, 2007
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Cumach ache

The stomach ache a person gets after swallowing too much sperm during a blow job
Dude after I gave Johnny a b.j. I had such a bad cumach ache.
by CAYloo November 11, 2007
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Natty ache

The stomach ache you get after drinking alot of Natty Ice all night. Often comes with a good hangover shit as well.
Damn that kid drank a whole 12 pak of natty, he's gonna wake up with a monster natty ache!
by Knowledgeable1! November 27, 2009
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ach-jew

term used in public to denote jewy-ness without seeming too obvious. Say it like your sneezing....substitute achoo with ach-jew.
While shopping for bags, Jen asked me if I liked the purse covered in gold chains and baubles....I replyed "Ach-jew!"
by shiksamama August 22, 2009
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