Food

What is never in the fridge when YOU look

"Mom, there's no food in the fridge!"
*Mom checks the fridge*
"Oh sweetie, you just didn't look hard enough.

by IKNOU March 5, 2019

Food

A substance that everyone needs.

(Just woke up) " I need food" ( opens up fridge... nothing inside) "shucks" ( waits one minute) opens fridgeagain

by Lisa4576 September 17, 2017

Food

Life

1.Jessica : I love food

Giorgina : Me too .
Jamie : lets go get food .

2.Giorgina : Im hungry
Jamie: Me too

Jessica : lets go get food

by food.is.life August 21, 2012

food

Something you eat to get energy.

Damn I'm tired I need some food

by Bobby. J .Johnson December 5, 2015

Food

The most best thing to exist in the world

I dunno man, as long as there's food I'm in.

by _PursuitOfHappiness_ September 23, 2013

Food

1. The only good thing about life, besides looking forward to death.
2. Includes bacon, chicken, cheese, fries, pies, cakes, dicks(for gay people or bisexual people) salads(for vegans), humans( cannibalism), and pets(Chinese food).

Make me some food slaves.

by YaBoyCheesecake October 24, 2017

food

The meaning of life, apart from sex. It keeps you alive and such. The flavors of good food have a seductive quality that puts the mind at ease and lets you forget about stupid shit, such as your girlfriend being incredibly demanding and on her period. Come on now, what gets you through every day besides a good meal and (especially if you actually cook it) the promise of getting laid?

I gave her food and she gave me a blowjob in return. It was tasty for the both of us!

by MasterDisaster December 30, 2012