Sit and Surf

Utilizing the mobility of modern technology to its maximum in the context of relieving oneself while surfing the internet.

Suggested technologies include: Laptop with WiFi, iPhone or any other internet capable device.

Benefits include: A comforting relief while keeping a steady flow of multitasking.
"Man, I've really gotta take a dump, but I need to finish commenting this picture; downloading this torrent; talking on skype with my mother; researching dinosaurs for this paper; putting up another awful ytmnd; writing this sweet status update; laughing and saying awe to thousands upon thousands of pictures of adorable kittens"

"Dude, just sit and surf."

"YEA!"
by punkedoutpianist December 19, 2009
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sitting on a secret

Commonly used by drag queens, means 'to have a dick' or to be 'sitting on a dick'.
Phrase inspired by the infamous and iconic drag queen Alyssa Edwards on Rupaul's Drag Race: Season 5. She is also known for saying "Back rolls" and "look how orange you fucking look, girl".
song written on Rupaul's Drag Race: All Stars 3, sung by Milk, Chi Chi Devayne, Aja, Morgan McMichaels, and Thorgy Thor.
Man 1: oh, look at that girl over there. She's hot.
Man 2: nah, dude. That 'chick' is sitting on a secret.
by sepearl24 May 30, 2018
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Sitting Sid

crybaby ass bitch who loves ice cream and attention
Sitting Sid and Sitting Squid went to get ice cream after a long day at work.
by Shin Su Choo April 11, 2022
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Trust Sit

When you sit on a public restroom toilet without checking the seat first (mostly pertains to males).
Dude, I totally just pulled a trust sit at the Shell station. I think I should've checked the seat first.
by Steel546 September 18, 2010
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Heavy Sitting

when you are sitting in a very comfortable and relaxing manner for an extended period of time. Often used when waiting.
Want to get together tomorrow to watch sports? We’ll do some heavy sitting.
by Heavysitter69 November 27, 2021
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Facebook sitting

(V.) The act of a female receiving oral sex and proceeding to check her Facebook due to lack of anything better to do.

(N.) A duration of time where you are exclusively checking Facebook and nothing else
1. Jenny: So how was James last night, I saw you two disappear after a few drinks
Samantha: It wasn't bad until he tried to go down on me, went through a Facebook sitting then I had to take control.
Jenny: Damn that sucks, no tongue rhythm for him I guess.

2. Mike: Hey Scott, check out these girls...
Scott: Hold up man, Samantha posted something on Facebook, got a nice Facebook sitting session going on here.
Mike: Hey man, you may not want to check that...Just saying.
by TjBj January 8, 2016
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face sitting

When a woman sits on her partner's face as an act of domination, with one or more of three possible goals: 1. Smothering, breathplay; 2. Scentplay, forced to smell; 3. Forced oral sex.

For 1&2, the sitter may be in any stage of undress. For example, either fully clothed, in panty hose panties or nude.

For 3, most often nude.

It is not uncommon for the sitee to be bound or movement restricted in some way.
She preferred using a smotherbox for face sitting
by pinmedown July 18, 2005
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