painter robbie

Loves eating hair and drinking Budweiser. Smells of paints and cigarettes. Delicious

Let’s get Painter Robbied tonight!

by SumJ17 November 30, 2021

Painter's mouse

A painter's mouse is a common tool for painters with cats. It is a mouse that is released in the house to distract the cats whilst the painter works.

"My last painter's mouse was quite slow, I will need a faster one next time!"

by H.G. Rection March 22, 2025

Painters high

Kinda like a runners high but with painting. As soon as a painter opens a tube of paint and smell the paint they get metaphorically "high"

I love getting that painters high as soon as I start painting"

by Little_bear29 September 25, 2014

potato painter

When your paint game is so sub par your better off peeling potatoes then fucking over customers!

That fucking potato painter really fucked my shit up and ran off with my money!

by Potato Game December 21, 2020

Having The Painters In

Having the bingus in

Having The Painters In - Bingus (The Hairless Cat)

by WylaMylka July 7, 2025

Shit-Painter

When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.

This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified

"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"

by MrWazzer October 15, 2021

cave painter

Cave Painter is a derogatory term used to insult whites of all shapes and sizes refering to them cavemen and Neanderthals who painted inside on walls of caves and all other dumb ass whites there was - other similar but not equal words are - #wonderbread #whitey #honkey #brotherfucker etc

Whiteguy : Fuck off and go play Some "ball "with people that want you around Jamal

Jamal : well I guess I'll see you when you get home CAVE PAINTER cause your sister and your brotherfucker mom love playing with my balls - and your DadUncle is there and does nothing about it

by OgCuttiKnowsAll April 20, 2018