Laura Lawrence

(1.)The best person in the world. A person who seeks happiness and is very talented... plus, drop dead gorgeous! (2.) All of the above +/- a bored homosapien that lives in Iowa. (3.) Beautiful blonde with large titties. :)

Did you see that Laura Lawrence walking in the hallways? Dude I would do that instantly!!

by Der_Hal_1249 February 6, 2010

Lawrence Welk

The act of taking a piss and a shit (from his signature count-off "a-one and a-two")

The first thing I did after waking up this morning was take a Lawrence Welk.

by HinoteKU October 9, 2016

Sarah Lawrencing

Verb
The act of seeing someone and pretending you didn’t see them so as to not feel obligated to say “hello”

Specific to students of Sarah Lawrence, esp. on it’s garbage campus

Megan: You Sarah Lawrenced me at the Barb the other day

Amanda: Oh, I actually didn’t see you. My bad! I was too Sarah Lawrencing Madison to notice anything else

by duolingo_daddy June 16, 2020

lawrence miles

Science fiction writer. Most notable for writing the Doctor Who novels 'Alien Bodies', 'Interference Books One and Two' and 'The Adventuress of Henrietta Street'. A much maligned figure in fandom for his extreme views about his fellow "authors."

Lawrence Miles wrote the fantastic Doctor Who novel called 'Alien Bodies', but he's also criticized for his negative opinions of fellow Who-writers.

by Satsoshi April 23, 2006

Lawrence's Law

A Corollary to Murphy's Law indicating that Captain Murphy had an optimistic outlook on life when he derived his famous law.

Murphy's Law states that anything which can go wrong, will go wrong.

Lawrence's Law states that everything will find a way to go wrong.

First proposed in 1990 at Argonne National Laboratory after the unexpected failure of a particle accelerator

Not only did we have a missle failure due to the fuel cut-off override, which was predicted with a 5% probability of occuring, The payload also struck a goose, which had a 0% probability of occurring, an example of Lawrence's Law at work.

by richardttu April 17, 2009

Jennifer Lawrence

When someone cakes your face in sperm similar to a toaster strudel. Jennifer Lawrence has an infamous photo leaked from her iCloud account that shows exactly what it means to be "Jennifer Lawrence'd".

If you'd text me back I'd let you Jennifer Lawrence me.

by hoescallmelay January 16, 2017

Lawrence Brown'd

to have a finger inserted into your anus by another person...
or to be sexual molested around the anus region

Timmy Lawrence Brown'd me the other day.

I hate it when people Lawrence Brown me!!

by freshprinceofkc24 March 7, 2010