Janet

Janet is a being from the afterlife. Call their name and they will appear next to you and will do anything you require

"Nah I can't spell hydrocarbon.. Janet! How do you spell hydrocarbon?"

"Hydrocarbon is spell H y d r o c a r b o n "

"Thanks bro!"

by Pippin adventures February 14, 2022

Janet Riley

National Hot dog and Sausage Council President and ‘Queen of Wien’

“I love my hamburgers like I like my sandwiches; the same way. But nothing compares to a good old wiener” - Janet Riley

by Cheeseburglar69 February 5, 2019

Janet

The real name for anyone called jade.

Janet is a dosser

by Appz8471 October 8, 2021

Calm It Janet

when someone is being so uterly annoying you tell them to calm it with Janet at the end to make it funny

"i fucking hate you" said John in a dumbass tone
"calm it Janet" Said Bob in a mocking tone

by Some Guy That Showed Up June 29, 2025

Janet Graham

A stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine who refuses to close schools and gets people hurt.

"Ugh, that stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine didn't close schools again and my son just died"
"oof was it Janet Graham?"
"You bet"

by xX_Epic_UwU_Xx January 30, 2019

Janet

Sweetish security guard, cute, loves spadukels, and vactimating apartments for money. Has no neck but makes up for it a nice... Personality.

"Wow look at that total Janet over there!"
"Wtf Janet, is wrong with you hello?"
"Vactimate this dick Janet."

by Daddy Wonka July 24, 2018

Interplanet Janet

Interplanet Janet is a female alien-humanoid from Schoolhouse Rock, with puffy violet hair and a rocket ship with jumbo mommy milkers for a body. She runs on queefs for fuel as well.

Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl; a solar system Miss from a future world! She travels like a rocket with her comet team, and there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen!

by JeffyFanatic5000 December 22, 2021