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Janet

Pretty much the hottest female brawler in the game. She was added as a Chromatic brawler in Season 12: The Stunt Show, along with Bonnie as an Epic one. Also the reason r/JanetSimps and a lot of r34 arts about her exist. Can say she is close to Melodie, another hot brawler that has a moan in her "sad" pin.
Janet main: I love playing Janet! She is hot!
Melodie main: I love spamming Melodie's sad pin to hear the moan.
by binchillin_goofyahh June 24, 2024
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audio janet

A funny wordplay referring to female audio jack. It is coined by Mehdi Sadaghdar, well known by his YouTube channel called ElectroBOOM, who usually shocks himself with electricity. In his video called 'Trying to Make a Wireless Lavalier Microphone', he used that expression to call the thing, which I have written about at the start of the description. (Yes, I learn British English)
Salesman: What would you like to buy?
Customer: I'd like to buy an audio janet.
Salesman: What?
Customer: I'm talking about a female audio jack.
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Janet-Trent

A wild horse with large testicles that is capable of sucking it's own penis. Often times a Janet Trent will be found in circus events, caged area's for public masturbation, and in a kelly-washburn vagina holding cell.
The Janet-Trent was unable to control itself from masturbating inside the public fountain located in the center of walmart. It then proceeded to the child section where it violently rammed a large stuffed animal.
by User123334390345385 January 4, 2010
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Janet

Pretty much the hottest female brawler in the game. She was added as a Chromatic brawler in Season 12: The Stunt Show, along with Bonnie as an Epic one. Also the reason r/JanetSimps and a lot of r34 arts about her exist. Can say she is close to Melodie, another hot brawler that has a moan in her "sad" pin.
Janet main: I love playing Janet! She is hot!
by binchillin_goofyahh June 24, 2024
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Janet

She has big booty and great face card, she’s so sexy and the hottest ,She’s a keeper, she’s super talented, she loves money, investing in her is like investing in gold there’s always returns
Who’s that girl

That’s the hottest girl,her name is Janet
by Jayne’s April 17, 2025
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Janet

Janet is a being from the afterlife. Call their name and they will appear next to you and will do anything you require
"Nah I can't spell hydrocarbon.. Janet! How do you spell hydrocarbon?"

"Hydrocarbon is spell H y d r o c a r b o n "

"Thanks bro!"
by Pippin adventures February 14, 2022
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The Janet Paradox

When Julayne and me disclose to everyone that our Relationship was a lie. I.e. we were never a couple. We were just certifying our acting abilities in Hell.
If someone is getting too much over on Julayne's we introduce them to the Janet Paradox. Pair of Drs. Pair of Docs, Doc Martins. Air Where? Every Where.
by God, ~• The Devil June 13, 2025
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