the bear

a man bby the name of Stephen. At least a 2 second pause between the and bear.

"Hey, the ---- bear"

by kourshirou Izumi October 25, 2003

bear

1. A badass American animal that eats fish and humans if they piss them off
2. A big hairy homosexual who are really fun to wrestle with (if you're gay)

woman: "AHHHHH there's a bear near our campsite!"
homosexual: "Yayyyy!"
homosexual (naked): Here you go you big muscly bear, come and get it!
bear: (stands and growls at homosexual)
homosexual (naked): "OH SHIT ITS AN ACTUAL BEAR!!!"

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

bear

to take a long time

ah dat task will take bear time!

by nettou May 2, 2006

Bear

Bear, Slang for Police

"look out I hear there are some bears on drug dealer street!"

by whatisnttakenbypeople May 28, 2018

Bear

A hairy manly man who fucks bitches on the reg. Is often swoll AF. The opposite of a baby back bitch.

Big Dawg Bob is such a bear unlike that ogre footed guy named Brian.

by Big Dawg Bob September 9, 2018

bear

A fuzzy gay guy usually with the first name of Aaron.

"Look at that hairy dude, he's such a bear."

by GOAT_KO October 25, 2016

bears

another word for poop. always used plural.

Oh bears! I just left my lunch in the car.

I just left a bears on the floor.

by sadbeaver August 26, 2008