When you pee and can't get that last 1% out due to:
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.
Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.
Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.
'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"
by Cath8r/Rob bert March 9, 2015
Get the 99 percentermug. 99 STR is and adjective used to describe someone really strong or someone with 99 strength in runescape.
by Mobro7 April 29, 2011
Get the 99 STRmug. cheap alcohol usually found in tiny 50ml $1.99 bottles at gas stations and grocery stores. Has 49.5% alcohol.
by mendaboys March 29, 2020
Get the 99 bananasmug. A Brooklyn 99 (pronounced Ninety-Nine) is the practice of inserting a Cadbury’s flake chocolate bar into your japs eye and then eating it whilst it’s still in embedded in your penis.
by Darth Insidious July 11, 2021
Get the Brooklyn 99mug. S@#$ man, 99 minutes is in the channel.
How do you know?
He is in game following me talking about what you were saying!!!
How do you know?
He is in game following me talking about what you were saying!!!
by ciccarello April 6, 2010
Get the 99 minutesmug. A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.
Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.
by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009
Get the 99% Jokemug. The definition for October 99 is for dumb bitch people , please go around tell people that their really dumb fucking bitches if they don’t know what October 99 is
GO FUCKING FIND OUT
GO FUCKING FIND OUT
Person 1: hey Maria doesn’t know what October 99 means, let’s go beat her up
Person 2: ya she’s such a dumb bitch, dang let’s go
Person 2: ya she’s such a dumb bitch, dang let’s go
by 263628/)728278484 November 1, 2019
Get the october 99mug.