5/19/13

A date which has begun appearing at random places across the globe. It's current meaning is unclear, but many theories have surfaced. Most popular involve the Illuminati and Apocalypse.

5/19/13

Expect Us...

by hornet011 August 2, 2010

5 o'clock follies

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.

Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"

by T.Wilson November 27, 2012

5 March(Girls National Day)

If you are a girl then it’s your fucking day and you are just so incredible,beautiful and amazing💗Everyone loves you

Are you going to celebrate 5 March(Girls National Day)?

by clara🥵🥺🤡🤠 October 17, 2019

5 Hour Energy

Hotel shampoo relabeled as an energy supplement.

"5 Hour Energy smells and tastes like shampoo, so I decided to use it on my hair. My hair has never had more sheen and bounce."

by ruste November 3, 2012

5 Second Johnny

1.Someone who can only get it for 5 seconds, before the girl realises shes not interested anymore.

2.Only being able to last five seconds.

Did you hear about Kyle?

Yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with Sam hes so embarrassed he hasnt come out since!

by Scott Hack January 17, 2009

5 Knuckle Shuffle

to perform the act of masturbation ie a wank

after watching 'zoey 101', mike went into the bathroom for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle

by big bobs basterd beans December 28, 2005

5/19/13

A strange date which keeps popping up in places all over the world, on things such as banknotes, library books, messageboards and coins. Nobody really knows what it means, although several people have tried to blame various organisations. A small amount of research can prove that no known terrorist organisation or community of any sort has mentioned it, though, so the people behind it remain largely unknown. In countries where they write the date as DD/MM/YY, it is known as 19/5/13 e.g. Nineteenth of May, 2013.

People say it could be the date of the apocalypse, a huge gang crime or robbery, a date where all the major world governments will be overthrown, or a day where mass riots will happen, but since we have no real idea what could happen, I'd suggest preparing for the worst.

5/19/13

by Baby...Brenda.x August 3, 2010