1 2 1 2

Used when checking a microphone for proper function. Can also be used as a enduring greeting for Dubbstep.

"Mic Check 1 2 1 2"
"Dubbstep 1 2 1 2"

by TWOHANDS March 15, 2015

2 plus 2 equals chair

A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2

Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot

Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!

Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair

Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?

by Hunter126 December 17, 2017

2 + 2 = 5

A reference to 1984; signifies somebody has been completly whipped/controled to the point that the person believes/will do anything the whipee/controler tells them. Usually used to mock a friend who has decided to pass up a night with the friends to go do something incredibly gay with their signifcant other.

It's also the title to a radiohead song

Pat: well i would stay and drink with you guys but Heather beeped me and said she needs me to go help her pick out a new purse.
Paul: Yeah, you go do that you fricken douche.
Luke: Hey Pat, wtf does 2+2 equal again?

by el chat May 13, 2005

2 of 2

When a time stamped cup confirms your spouse is cheating on you.

My husband went out to get groceries and I found a Starbucks cup in my car that read 2 of 2. Hmmmm interesting....

by #notmyproblemanymore July 27, 2017

2 + 2 = 5

Part of the Book "1984", It shows how Big Brother has brainwashed the people so much that they belive 2+2=5.

"... 2+2=4 dude"
"pft not in 1984 it isnt"

by Fuji May 13, 2005

2 + 2 = 5

A joke that nerds usually make about the rounding of numbers. If you do 2.3 rounded (2) + 2.4 rounded (2), you get 4.7 which rounds to 5.

And because humans are imperfect, we are never able to make exact precision on anything. This means, that anything we do, we are doing some kind of rounding/estimation at some point. So, this means that 2 + 2 = 5 but only for very large values of 2.

2.36 rounded = 2
2.44 rounded = 2
4.8 rounded = 5

2.36 + 2.44 = 4.8

2 + 2 = 5 (when all numbers are rounded)

by Eddie Pyune September 29, 2005

2 in 20

jerkin in twice in 20 minutes

yo man i was on vacation and i did a 2 in 20

by fasev 3213 March 29, 2009