Mercedes 1-2

Said when something happens over and over again and is mildly infuriating and sad at the same time.

It´s originated from the dull dominace of the Mercedes in Formula 1 from 2014 - 2019.

I got so much homework this is worse than a Mercedes 1-2

by DaOsta October 13, 2019

1-2 Combo

1. Going pee and poop at the same time.

2. Peeing, usually while standing up, and realizing that you need to go poop too, sometimes by a mid-pee fart.

I got back from Taco Bell yesterday, and the pain was too much, so I let out a huge 1-2 combo

by veteransalt August 06, 2014

34 1/2

giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

by max April 07, 2004

The Coogan 1-2

You punch someone in the throat as you grab their collar, then slap them in the face with a lightning-like open palm. This must be all in one motion.

I gave that tweaker the Coogan 1-2 last night. It destroyed him.

by coogan crew April 20, 2006

The Old 1-2

sex act where you eat the girls pussy, then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the Lick & Stick.

I'd sure like to do the old 1-2 on Paula every week.

by bread infection January 02, 2006

34 1/2

Having Mutual oral sex with a midget or someone half you size.

Yeah, this chick was so short that when we sixty-nined it turned into a 34 1/2!

by JD Lucas June 18, 2003

1/2 virgin

after seeing eachother naked, oral sex, genital contact, you are 1/2 virgin

Bill is 1/2 virgin cuz of what he and his gf did last night

by Philip Johnson May 04, 2006