by BiPolar Excess December 26, 2011
by JimboMcLovin April 05, 2019
by talk2me-JCH2 July 15, 2021
When a Men cannot get his penis erect due to the intake of too much alcohol when trying to have sexual intercourse with a lady friend. In this case the man performs oral on the woman while rapidly jerking off. The sole purpose of the “Rattle Munch” is to get the penis erect in a total black out. This move is 100% done only for the purpose of getting erect, not for pleasure to the lady. The male rapidly wiggles his tongue, making a brutal face, while burning a layer of skin off the penis. If done correctly, the female with have no idea the move is being perfected. The move was originated in Billerica, MA.
Chris gets home from the bar after drinking heavily. He went home with a girl with intensions of having intercourse. They are hot and heavy, but Chris penis is not working because he is 100% blacked out. Therefore Chris must “Rattle Munch” to get his penis erect. Once erect, intercourse can start.
by El Creepo 17 October 14, 2011
Its munch time, ive got cheese sandwiches. Or
Its munch time, I hope she's washed her muff this time, last time when I went down on her pussy I retrieved a used condom. Yummy
Its munch time, I hope she's washed her muff this time, last time when I went down on her pussy I retrieved a used condom. Yummy
by mitch00uk April 10, 2015
A sacred meal derived from the Australian aboriginals back in 792AD. Legend says a man still cooks these munches in Bobs Castle and can be spotted on his bike darting down portrane road
by higgler January 06, 2023
The act of performing oral sex on someone while you are afflicted with a cold or upper respiratory ailment, causing a snorting sound similar to that made by a moose, horse, deer, etc.
So she decided to go down on me last night even though she had a sinus infection. I told her it was a bad idea but next thing I know there she is Moose Munching me.
by julio montoya December 23, 2011