I'd beat

to have hott sex with/ hit it

I'd beat that chick bro.

by hollabackyounin77 May 17, 2007

i'd kick that

Use like "i'd tap that"

Jamie? I'd kick that.

by gary May 13, 2005

I'd Griff that

I'd would fuck that

Rob:Yo Luis you see her

Luis:Ya why
Rob: I'd griff that

by Robert S. and Luis C. December 15, 2015

I'd rape that.

A game played amongst friends with the simple rule of yelling out: "I'd rape that!" in the general direction of whomever they are looking up/undressing with their eyes/flirting with.

The consequences come into play when they do not yell loud enough for people in the general vicinity to stare, and involves buying others a round of drinks.

Person 1: *stares at a hot chick* "I'd rape that."

by XrayCrystallography August 25, 2011

I'd take the wolverines

Stems from the question "would you rather take on a grizzly bear or 30 wolverines?" for which most everyone says, the grizzly. This phrase though, describes something so feirce or frightening, when applied to this scenario, one would actually prefer to fight the wolverines instead.

"holy shit, Patrick Swayze in 'Road House' was fuckin tough."
"yeah dude, I'd take the wolverines"

by probably pete December 19, 2006

i'd buy that for a dollar

Something that is really amazing and fantastic whether it be a person,place,thing or idea

Originates From: A running joke within RoboCop is an inane TV show with the catchphrase "I'd buy that for a dollar!", which people in the film's future universe find humorous. The star is the goofy Bixby Snyder apparently based on Benny Hill. However neither the name of the show nor the character are ever revealed in the movie.

A person was watching the super bowl half time show, and Janet Jackson breasts got exposed.

The person says: Man, I'd buy that for a dollar!

by Danny Malt November 3, 2007

i'd hit it -- with a car

A phrase use to describe a person whom you find sexually revolting. A derivative of expressions such as "I'd hit it" and "I'd tap that" used to express the desire to have sexual relations with a person if given the opportunity.

I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that

i'd hit it -- with a car
Two guys talking

1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car

by Anqi July 1, 2008