pulling a thor

the act of making plans then later backing out to play first person shooters to fap to and being a fag

person1: we can go to the fair now

person2: yes man this is going to be a good day

person3: i cant i have to go home play some c.o.d

person1: stop pulling a thor

by smokesweedforlifexxx883 May 16, 2014

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Thor-o

something that is cool ha

Sean Crawley Is so Fucking Thor-o

by sean November 23, 2004

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thors hammer

what michael mihel does to people who r dumb.

sorry i didnt know what 45 times 67 was. dont gimme thors hammer!

by jaque louve March 10, 2005

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Thor's Hammer

While blowing your load, proceed to smack your loved ones face with the bottom of your penis repeatedly, until bruised.

"What's that bruise on your head from?"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat Skíðblaðnir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"

by Johnny Justice March 18, 2009

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