ALEKS

Legal form of child abuse disguised as a math program.

Person1: my school is using ALEKS for math
Person2: Run.

by Sushiaddict4x September 18, 2024

Alek

What a wetty. His parents must of hated him a lot to name him Alek instead of alex. No one likes Alek. People pretend to be his friends but they are really not Aleksandra friends. Lonely alek

"I feel bad for Alek. He has no friends"

by James bondes February 23, 2019

Alek Patoschka

Homophobic Magic the Gathering Player. Typically resides in the state of New Jersey. Has .2 inch dick. Cum filled toes.

OH SHIT THERES AN ALEK PATOSCHKA ON MY DICK

by Alek Patoschka May 30, 2019

Aleks

super cool and athletic also a sweetheart.

yk Aleks hes super cool

by Brynn is pretty November 25, 2021

Alek

The realest real one you’ll ever meet. Always brings joy to everyone around him and is arguably one of the hottest people you’ll ever meet. If you have an Alek in your life give him a hug and let him know how cool he is.

Anyone: Yo did you see Alek today?
Other anyone: yeah I actually nutted just from his presence.
Anyone:Same

by It’s Mr.Banana November 2, 2023

Aleks

A complete selfish dick, someone who should choke on the blanket he pissed on.

Hey, Aleks!

by iamanapplepen April 3, 2019

Alek C

He is a planet known as SOJ (Size of Jupiter) He also loves running out of the class and flipping garbage cans.

Alek C is SOJ

by peen_licker69_420 June 10, 2019