SOJ

"Spray On Jeans (SOJ)" is a recent phenomenon in female attire whereby jeans are so skin-tight, they notionally represent the fact that they may have been sprayed onto the body, rather than adorned with as usual clothing attire.

Man, you can barely see SOJ on that girl. But she looks DAM fine.

by MegatVonBose June 28, 2010

SOJ

Shit On Jess

“Oh my gosh Jess is so annoying.... SOJ”

by ThomasTheTanky January 2, 2018

SOJ

JOS Spelled backwards: Java Operating System

"So it turned out to be the JOS"
"Wtf is a JOS?"
"I dunno"

by Pheidippides May 24, 2004

soj

Acronym for Stone of Jordan, a highly desired ring in Diablo 2 Expansion

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

soj

Stone of Jordan. The subject of many interesting lines.

YUO GIEV SOJ!?!??!?!?!
kekekekekekekekekeke
^___^;;

by ithecho June 15, 2004

soj

stone of jordan to people who can afford them, super orange juice to people who dont know what they are, or are just whining for them

moron: NE 1 NO WAHT SOJ IS??? I HAEV FRIEND WHO SAY HE GVIE ME KEWLY PURP RATTLE SOMETIN ARMOR FRO 1!!!

someone with more intelligence and exoperiance: yes, its "super orange juice", you get it by hearding all the chickens in the rougue encampment into the den of evil

by smeh August 14, 2004

soj

An abbreviation for "Soldier of Justice."

Sylvester Stalone: "I am the law."
Soj: "Hey, that's my line!"

by Inertia1 September 27, 2005