stupid-fucking-asshole

someone who does something lowdown and evil, and is just a gay whore.

The Captain Awesome poser on urban dictionary is a stupid-fucking-asshole because he stole Captain Awesome from me.

by King Awesome November 26, 2003

fuck me to death

To get bad news, to hear someone you don't like get good news. Or to get good news.

" Bob hit the lottery today". "Well fuck me to death"

by VF-24-Tomcat November 5, 2007

spank to fuck ratio

The ratio of times one masturbates to the number of times he's has sex over a certain period of time.

Hey Kenny, what's the spank to fuck ratio lately? Ah, about 100 to 3.

by Weird Caress May 11, 2008

African Fuck Squat

Occurs when a girl is sitting on your penis and you hop around in the room and squat when you land.

John: Whatd you do wit yo girl last night?
Dan: I gave her that African Fuck Squat

by OG White Van November 4, 2016

Fuck Me Running

An expression that can be used when one is angry, surprised, upset, etc.

Fuck me running, I forgot to pay my electric bill this month!

by BUTT DUR4ANG0 January 13, 2008

what the fuck, over

Military jargon, occasionally written or spoken "WTFO"...while actually saying "What the fuck, over" what is implied is "Are you fucking shitting me?"

What the fuck, over...what PT Nazi came up with the idea of measuring percent body fat every month?

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

man the fuck up

be a man not a bitch; see training day where he tells him to hit that mexican garbage

yo bitch, man the fuck up and finish that dime!

by t double d ya'll July 24, 2004