by Big papi Alaric October 30, 2018
Get the National eat your boys ass day mug.1. The rule that states that in order to be a pedophile, the person you are interested in must be at most 1/4 your age minus one. You must also be at least 50 years old for this to apply... other ages have different intervals of pedophilicness
Hank: you, I'm totally in love with that 11 year old
Jenkins: dude... you're like 80
Hank: One forth your age minus one, I could have gone with a 19 year old...
Jenkins: dude... you're like 80
Hank: One forth your age minus one, I could have gone with a 19 year old...
by squintz_is_da_man September 16, 2009
Get the one forth your age minus one mug.An expression used in modern culture meaning that the "Craphole" in question should "Blow 'It' out their ear"
by Cracker Jay February 21, 2003
Get the Blow It Out Your Ear Craphole mug.When you are giving someone a handy for no reason, and their balls are all the way down another persons throat.
by Dagger dic September 30, 2020
Get the your sucking the meat off his penis mug.give your gay bf attention day is on the 4 of october and it basically means you and your gay ass bf give eachother attention
person 1: hey there did you know its give your gay bf attention day? “ person 2: no? whats that?” person one: well since u are gay you must give your bf some attention!” person 2: okay 🤨
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Get the National Bully your smallest friend day mug.adj. An action meant to be directed at a political, social, or economic issue but having only purely symbolic value, often at the expense of time and energy action that could have been put to something consequential. So named because it feels good to do but does no good.
Person #1: Hey, are you gonna wear a safety pin on your hat to the anti-fascism parade to show solidarity with gay Muslim trans women?
Person #2: No, you ducking slacktivist, I'm on my way to an ACLU meeting to volunteer with their voter-registration drive because I prefer to do things that actually make a difference instead of wasting my time on tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick bullshit.
Person #2: No, you ducking slacktivist, I'm on my way to an ACLU meeting to volunteer with their voter-registration drive because I prefer to do things that actually make a difference instead of wasting my time on tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick bullshit.
by UnfrozenCaveman January 22, 2017
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