Stop fucking my pussy!

1) Expletive used to demand that another person cease their verbal abuse.
2) A saucy response to question the validity of another person's statement.

My boss wouldn't lay off about how I screwed up the lunch rush, so I told him to 'Stop fucking my pussy!' and flipped him the bird.

"Dude, I really think that hot chick is in love with you."
"No way, stop fucking my pussy."

Also:
Are you fucking my pussy?

I know it's mean, but I just love fucking his pussy.

by jyoung_df December 29, 2008

You're wasting my minutes

Phrase directed at a person you're speaking to--in real life or on the phone-- who spews mindless drivel, renders themselves irrelevant to your reality, or is just plain boring, and is therefore wasting your valuable time.

Origin: Derived from cell phone service plans that offer a limited number of free minutes.

You have a boyfriend? Why didn't you tell me that before I ditched my friends. You're wasting my minutes girl. See ya.

by The Vig July 13, 2009

Take back my macho

1. Where you ass rape a guy that has humiliated you in some way to get your self respect back.
2. where in a prision riot if any hostages are taken a prisioner will ass rape a prision guard that has been hard on him.
And is what it means to take back my macho.

I had to take back my macho.

by Deep blue 2012 September 23, 2009

Nine Wolfs in My Pants

An orgasm that is audible

Davis: Dude last night there was nine wolfs in my pants!

Mark: Ew, what the fuck dude?!?!?!

by MyKidsHaveGuns September 24, 2009

Tickle My Left Nut

Said when another being or said situation were to frustrate you & is said to display power or distraught. Insisting you'd rather have your left genital tickled then do what's been asked or required. Or used when someone states something you completely disagree with.

Fan girl: *singing* "what makes you beautiful" 1 Direction is amazing!!!

Daquan from the trap house: they can tickle my left nut
screw this wtf idgaf suck my dick savage

by dnajera November 10, 2014

walk my leg off

walk a very long distance

I need to walk my leg off to meet my sister who lives in the boonducks.

by lgmal:mvpag October 30, 2013

suckle on my jiggly muffins

to tell someone to suck on your balls in an interesting way.

Bitch you better suckle on my jiggly muffins.

by piercemyass November 3, 2013