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Fucking My Cat

The action of wasting time, hanging out with a significant other, or performing unknown activities with others.
"What are you doing today?... Fucking my Cat!"

"What is everyone doing inside that house?... Fucking their cats"
by Sloane Boner June 16, 2009
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the fuck you did!

when someone lies and you know it so you say the fuck you did
Jared:dude, i just banged some hot girl.......
Sean: The Fuck you did!!!
by Junt Sean March 5, 2007
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fuck your happiness

A term used to express the revenge one will take against another, when the latter commits a heinous crime.

(The term is generally used by the youth in Indian cities)
1.
When Mukesh stole Rahul's cricket bat, Rahul decided that he would fuck Mukesh's happiness.

2.
Santosh: Dude, Mrs. Pandey gave you a D on your paper?
Harmesh: Yah man. How dare she! I'm totally gonna fuck her happiness.

3.
Ashutosh: Dude, I didn't mean to drink your booze, I'm sorry!
Sampat: I swear to god Ashutosh, I'm gonna fuck your happiness!
by Avnish May 18, 2008
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I fucked up

by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018
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Fuck me Jesus

(1) A really bad turn of events. In addition to the established 'Fuck me' which denotes a bad turn of events, 'Fuck me Jesus' emphasizes a greater deal of anguish and bad luck, some would say on a biblical level. The beginnings of a holy shitfest.

(2) A girl making love to someone named Jesús (Spanish) and can't get over the fact that his name in English is Jesus.
Dude 1: "Hey, are we OK with the math exam? Does someone know we had a copy beforehand?"

Dude 2: "You are fucking kidding me, right?! Didn't you hear they caught us on the security cameras sneaking into the teacher's room."

Dude 1: "Oh! Damn! Fuck me Jesus!"
by maxi215 September 7, 2012
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fuck the owner week

every year the second last week of December. every discord user can harass the owner. for 7 days
user: fuck you
owner: i will ban you for that
user: its fuck the owner week
owner: goddamnit
by n,nmn December 16, 2022
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