lil man

a scatty cunt

ay yo lil man go two foot that fed

by lil-man March 12, 2021

Ballsack nuts man

a man that has giant hairy nuts but his ballsack is fire

ayy nice ballsack nuts man

by retard ass man 20907 October 1, 2020

Being a man

Oh YUP! Scoop it all in to you breeder incest cult bullshit.

Hym "You are not better thing society by doing your incest cult and you can't maintain that being a man has social modifiers if sex and gender are the same. Being a man is either having a dick OR it's NOT THAT."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2025

Poor man’s Twinkie

A sexual activity whereby the male participant inserts a hoagie roll into the female participants pussy. After insertion, the male then drills his prick thru the hoagie roll female assembly creating a hole. They then fuck as normal until the male cums inside the roll. The male then removes the roll and proceeds to feed it to the female.

Last night my bitch got hungry but all we had were hoagie rolls, so I gave her the good ol poor man’s Twinkie.

by Biganchokeyuh September 15, 2023

Man Boobies

That one fat kid whos tits are bigger than the hoe that ur sitting next to

Person: Hey did u see his man boobies they’re bigger than Jessica’s

by Blond Pablo September 8, 2021

man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018

man whore

a man who smokes ciggs and makes women do shit that a ladies arent used for.

"Dude have you heard that johnny tried forcing Angel to cook and get him stuff?!"

"Dude I know right, he's such a Man whore"

by yasmo March 7, 2020