out of the butt and into the fuck

To be screwed; Be in serious shit.

If we don't come up with that 36 dollars, we're going to be out of the butt and into the fuck - Tourette's Guy

by pdaddy8118 February 5, 2007

a slutty fuck slut

slutty fuck slut: a whore who has been with loadssss of guys and then goes to a different town, goes out to the bar for a night on the town, picks up an unsuspecting guy and tells him that she is a sweet virgin, so he takes her home to fuck her, and she gives him the best sex of his life (because she is so expiereinced) but also all of her dirrrrrrrrrrrrrttttyyy diseases that she picked up along the way.

tom went out to the bar last night for his bachelor party and picked up this hot ass virgin and took her home and fucked her, and it was sweeeeeeet, but when he woke up this morning with herpes and gonohrea and clymidia and crabs and aids he found out she was really a slutty fuck slut!!!! oh shittt

by c dubz December 28, 2005

Fuck me backwards!

Jocular expression for surprise, said specially by british people (or at least i haven't heard any american saying it). Quite like "Oh my God"

Guy 1: Did u know man u beat Arsenal?
Guy 2: Fuck me backwards! That's impossible
Guy 1: I was just joking... Gooo gunners!

by kat gunner! January 2, 2012

Scotford Skull Fuck

Originally invented in the dirty 30's by Jacques Cousteau, and manipulated for personal use in the late 90's by some dude in Scotford. The Scotford Skull Fuck is an off-the-wall role playing sex adventure technique in which one person (usually the hot broad with the big lips and a tight ass) dons a SCBA (Self-Contained-Breathing-Apparatus) mask, purposely neglecting to attach the regulator. The other player in this sex-romp strips down to his skivvies and proceeds to insert his member (dong, penis, strap on, dildo, horsecock) into the SCBA mask mouthpiece. A full on face-fuck ensues for the next 37 minutes, until one of the parties involved passes out from pure orgasmic enjoyment... or over exertion.

The wearer of the mask then must lick up the salty mess and do the dishes after.

Crash: Hey dood, you ever role play before?
Christian: Yeah man, my girl diggs it!
Crash: Well I Scotford Skull Fuckked your girl last night while diddling her clam, and she did my dished after!
Christian: Bastad.

by BezEhBeh October 5, 2010

good luck fuck

Having sex to bring good luck before participating in an activity

Before a college interview, one has a good luck fuck to help the interview go well.

by cat=poptart January 5, 2009

Reverse Monkey Fuck

While hanging from a pull up bar you insert your erect phallus into the anus of a male/female while she/he a fecal nugget is crowning out of the rectum.

She was about to shit while i was doing pull ups so i reverse monkey fucked her

by The Shit Stuffer July 13, 2009

Butt-Fucked in the Face

To have served, for at least two years, on active duty, at Minot Air Force Base, as a Security Forces Member.

Or

To be so brutally and forwardly 'fucked over' by another person or persons that your face is no longer your face, but your ass.

"Hey, didn't you serve up in Minot at Minot Air Force Base?"

"Yeah, I was butt-fucked in the face for three years."

by Muckwarrior September 14, 2009