June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day"

June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.

GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"

by Katzleinne June 9, 2021

Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."

"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009

National suck your girlfriends pussy day

Suck yo bittys pussy on June 27

Brandon: national suck your boyfriends dick day
Cassie: I thought you said something else
Brandon: what
Cassie: national suck your girlfriends pussy day

by PlusFourDaddy June 27, 2019

Pull up your fucking pants and shit

1) literally the act of pulling up you fuckin pants an shit

2) Be a man...KMTTTTTTTTTTTT

3) Pull yourself together

Hey, you better pull up your fucking pants and shit, if you wanna go uni!

by ifidothenimightmissyouBHEBE October 13, 2009

facts dont care about your feelings

a dumb statement republicans say to justify whatever dumb shit they believe in

republican: corona virus is a hoax
non-republican: um, people are dying from it-
republican: facts dont care about your feelings!

by scorpio in a trenchcoat December 4, 2020

limp bizkit loves your mom

i dunno something wookie says it is pretty funny thought

hey wookie limp bizkit loves your mom!

by kirstin August 28, 2004

Crush my head between your thighs

Please

Please crush my head between your thighs

by Bobbyicelemon January 30, 2022