Strand-up comedy

The way one's hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.

When Bob woke up this morning, his hair looked like a strand-up comedy.

by Gary N. September 11, 2007

wee weed up

To act in an arrogant and condescending manner toward a constiuency.

There's something about late August and early September...politicians get all wee weed up.t

by MNSprintGuy August 21, 2009

spark up

to hang with someone

i want to spark up with you

by ilovetoasprakup April 6, 2019

pony up

Fuck Off

Greg: Hey Mike I just screwed the boss!!
Mike: Hey Greg...pony up...you pug-faced asshole.

by Bianca February 5, 2004

Vagetarian Fry-up

The deviant sexual act of feeding a bag lady the yolk of a fried egg, served out of her clowns pocket with your womb broom. ergo. egg and toast soldiers.

sauces optional.

When I picked up Mustang Sally for sex, she was so hungry afterwards, she gobbled up her vagetarian fry-up.

by Roger_the_cabin_boy January 23, 2005

ultimate sit-up

When you get a person to do a blinded folded sit-up and then when they've become use to it and they trust that your not going to do anthting, you pull down your pants and when they come up, but you ass is their face.

Dude, we totaly make Ashely do a ultimate sit-up at the beach yerturday!

by Steeze-Unit October 29, 2009

fuck up the shut

An alternate way of saying "shut the fuck up".

Guy 1: Hey, I have a 15 foot penis.
Guy 2: Dude, fuck up the shut.

by Gangsta Numba Ninizzle. March 25, 2009