Man flu

The man flu is where a dude will feel under the weather for a few hours/half the day after sitting outside in the cold for hours while smoking half a pack of cigarettes, some weed, and drinking jack Daniels. The man flu is also having a sinus headache.........that’s it. The man flu is a serious illness that should be announced to all and taken seriously. The man flu has no actual symptoms, when confronted about the man flu it can only be described as “ feeling really sick”. There is no cure for man flu.

My husband has the man flu. He has the sniffles and has dramatically thrown himself on the couch and called out of work.

by wastecase November 28, 2019

Rally man

Rally man is a man that makes everything in the real world to rally.

Person 1: Look at this chair.

Person 2: It's just a normal chair.

Person 1: No i it's a rally car.

Person 2: Wow your a real rally man.

by Dark rally man November 29, 2019

Rally Man

A Rally man is a person that makes everything in to a rally car.

Person 1: Wow look at this chair.
Person 2: It's just a chair.
Person 1: No it's a Rally car.
Person 2: Your a real Rally man.

by Dark rally man November 29, 2019

Muffin Man

That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.

"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."

by Bglewis November 29, 2019

matress man

Matress man is a man that sells mattresses and has a secret menu of drugs, He's a loyal and popular person and can eventually get mad and kill his customers. Matress man are usually black and really handsome, if you find one and make a bad first impression, you'll be praying for your life

The Matress Man us really nice but he can het sloppy with his work

by Masturbation Beating off April 22, 2019

camera man!

Cami is very weird and sexual lmfao he's pretty toxic lol jk unfourtanetly I am dating this weird fuck why I have no Idea lol actually ik but a secret goooo Cameron lol he might be a lil gay

Camera man! Is weirdddd

by Yamarize Torres April 23, 2019

ocean man

take me by the hand

Person A: Ocean man!
Person B: Take me by the hand!

by Literally a person April 28, 2019