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how to cook a turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out
by WTF?!?!?! July 3, 2003
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catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed while gobbling like a turkey.Killing a chicken is somehow involved in the middle.
"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."
by Stargazerone December 13, 2014
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new york turkey

When you put your boots in a women’s vagina
Aye yo shawty let me pull a New York turkey on you
by Trēÿ June 8, 2019
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turkey surprise

To collect feces and urine in a backed up pipe to make sludge and putting it in a pale to dump on someone.
When Doug walked out of his house i hit him with a turkey surprise
by TearDrop February 8, 2004
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Jive Turkey

Literally means a pig language in early Africa. Only known by a few tribes that still speak in clicks today and are very uncivilized.
Wow, i thought jive turkey died out a long time ago.
by Marinesnipa October 4, 2006
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Soviet Turkey Gobbler

the act of watching hockey with a russian girl or any girl who is or who's family is from the former Soviet Union, pulling out a large turkey leg beating it with her until she is unconscious then proceeding to eat her out while yelling *gobble gobble gobble*
Guy #1: BRUH I just gave that fine russian piece of meat a mean Soviet Turkey Gobbler she never even knew what hit her!!

Guy#2: Niiiiiiiice job bruh!!
by jim567483 December 26, 2011
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Catching The Wild Turkey

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.
"Michael has been catching the wild turkey with Lindsay"
by Thomas Fredrick Perry Pipo Dog December 13, 2014
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