luncheon meat

a big, sloppy pussy

Steve said he pulled down her pants and it looked like luncheon meat.

by Bubs 12 January 18, 2009

the soft meat

When your dick isn't hard.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

by LongSlong69 July 2, 2014

meat on the bone

Hajime: Out of all the dishes you prepared, the only one that could hide a weapon as long as an iron skewer is... THE MEAT ON THE BONE

MEAT ON THE BONE > ON THE BONE MEAT

Teruteru killed poor Byakuya with an iron skewer and to hide that weapon he hid it on the only place he could... THE MEAT ON THE BONE

by MEAT ON THE BONE November 18, 2020

yeet the meat

When someone should perform a-milking gesture to a man's oversized genitals.

"Ched come here and yeet the meat"

"Did you hear Ched yeeted Bradley's meat?"

by mikedoffhamn November 20, 2020

Meat Drops

Low hanging, heavy testicles.

She teabagged my meat drops.

Your mom loves to suck my sweaty meat drops.

You can’t talk to your sister right now braaaahhh. He mouth is full of my meat drops.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017

cunt meat

A female whose only function is to have repetitive sex with multiple people and serves no other realistic purpose. Using all of her holes she is used to the point where she becomes incapable of functioning.

The cunt meat at the gang bang was used by at least 20 guys until she passed out.

by jolyfloger May 8, 2017

meat glue

A derogatory term referencing a douchbag, dumb shit, who believes they are top of there game. An asswipe who's arrogance is only out weighed by there poor ideas or choices. Having fooled upper management or company owners by a nonstop bombardment of lips to ass, Usually full of shit enough to be middle management. Seen by all as a stack of useless meat glued together in human form.

I can't believe assistant manager MEAT GLUE had all of us come in 30min early so he could over sleep and show up 10min late again.

by brickeycrow November 6, 2017