Ham For Breakfast

The act of being woken up by a person's bare ass on your face. Usually in the context of a college prank.

Duude, Robbie totally gave you ham for breakfast! That is disgusting!

by MissingRab May 5, 2011

Breakfast mess

A breakfast mess is a midwest diner breakfast staple, consisting of several ingredients like pre-cooked (usually leftover baked) potatoes, that are either diced or shredded, some type of breakfast meat like sausage, bacon, or ham that has also been diced up. Then some diced onions, bell peppers, can mushrooms, and eggs (scrambled into it, or over easy). All cooked together, then topped with sliced American cheese or shredded cheese.

I went to the local diner this morning and the cook made me a breakfast mess.

by Jacjoa November 5, 2021

Mexican Breakfast

When you crack open an egg on someones breast and then stir it around and use it as lubricant.

Hey Diego, how did you enjoy that Mexican breakfast served a la puta earlier this morning.

by Alex Corb September 21, 2018

breakfast shirt

A shirt of any kind that has a food stain on the front side. Typically on the chest area.

Everyone at Wal-Mart was wearing their tweety bird breakfast shirt!!

by JCutts March 22, 2019

Breakfast

1.food u eat in the morning
2.song from famous Disney musical high school musical

I ate my breakfast this morning
"Breakfast breakfast"

by Brentford dictionary May 28, 2018

Las Vegas breakfast

Northern California Ravers who have stayed up all night high on whatever. As the sun is coming up, they create a shot glass with their hand, pour some liquor in, and snort the liquor and slap themselves in the eye/face.

It has no real purpose but it provides entertainment.

let’s do a Las Vegas breakfast!

Oh no…I don’t want to but I will of you are.

by JaxAttAck April 27, 2023

Aurora Breakfast Skillet

When one shoves 3 eggs, 1/4 pound of cheddar, a green pepper, and a slice of ham in their ass, twerks until blended and squeezes it out on another's chest.

Zach couldn't satisfy his woman so she made him an Aurora Breakfast Skillet the next morning.

by Fugnub March 11, 2025