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taco stomp

to stomp on a femsles vagina
damn i wanmnma taco stomp that bitch
by tyler wasson November 6, 2007
mugGet the taco stompmug.

taco chopper

Anybody else see that taco chopper slap that other bitch at IHOP last night?
by Don Flong July 5, 2012
mugGet the taco choppermug.

Dodge the Taco

to have been born by Ceaserian Section as opposed to a vaginal birth
bpark: My mom's a whorebag

chappy: HEY! don't talk about your mom like that, you sprang from her vagina afterall

bpark: did not, I was a c-section baby

chappy: way to dodge the taco
by chappy poopy pantz April 10, 2008
mugGet the Dodge the Tacomug.

muddy taco

During the act of lovemaking, the male proceeds to position his female partner such that her legs are pointing up and she is standing on her head/shoulders. He then proceeds to straddle her and defecate inside her vagina, thus making a "muddy taco."
Last night while Brett tried to give Margaret another muddy taco, he slipped and shat all over her.
by Bro DiMaggio October 4, 2013
mugGet the muddy tacomug.

Taco Treat

A hot sexy ass female one can find dressed in short skirts and spiked heels running around all over Mexican TV all day and all night. Especially on Univision or Telemundo. I like to use this term for more than likely her taco would definitely be a treat...Or at least one should hope so!! "Farewell and adieu...to you fair Spanish ladies..."
"Hey Pete, you watchin TV? Hurry up and turn on that Univision. There's a taco treat on there that gets my motor hummin! That's one hot tamale right there!! OH SHIT...gotta go...my ol' lady's coming!"
by That dirty boy from the BEND February 17, 2010
mugGet the Taco Treatmug.

Couch-taco

Either a person who basically subsists on nachos and tacos whilst perfecting the art of laziness.
Dude.. all you do is eat a crap load of nachos and watch television with your boyfriend.. your such a couch-taco
by rollerroaster October 22, 2010
mugGet the Couch-tacomug.

Taco Slam

A woman imitating the male act of tea bagging with her Vagina in an often forceful or vindictive way.
Flopsy was so mad at her husband when he called her fat during sex that she promptly taco slammed him and broke his nose.
by MrTrippe June 15, 2012
mugGet the Taco Slammug.

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