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Real Ryan

The product research, stemming from countless Ryan prototypes (many of which are still being manufactured), Jesus's left arm and a strand from God's Holy Beard. He was created in bio-weapons factory, where his DNA was altered to match that of a Demi-God. Raised on a Chupacabra's breast milk, he slowly settled on a diet of Minotaur meat and a protein supplement meant for a troll. After his child days were over his training would commence. Endless resistance training, with MMA lessons intermingled. He became a super-being, resembling a super saiyan at age 15. Slowly but surely Real Ryan was formed, a being of absolute raw power. Although his identity is still a mystery, men and women alike wait for the unveiling of Real Ryan. For it will bring about the age of Real Ryan.
Sexiness is defined by its Ryaness. For all things awesome are defined by their Ryaness.

Real Ryan will usurp the crown as the Aesthetic King.
by The Junior Real Ryan October 9, 2011
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Ryan B

That kid who nobody gets his name right the first time. He always gets asked if his name is Bryan when he says it's Ryan, just to make sure, and is often mistaken with other Ryan's, such as Ryan C, Ryan D, Ryan E, Ryan G, Ryan P, and Ryan Z
Ryan B: My name's Ryan.
Everyone: Bryan?
Ryan B: Ryan
Everyone: You sure?????
by Dog Ford\ June 15, 2021
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Ryan Castro

Someone who thinks that UrbanDictionary.com is stupid and useless and that it's too easy to submit new words.
by 6969240 January 19, 2021
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Ryan Allnut

That person has 7 buttcheeks he is such a Ryan Allnut
by Grandpa Jeff February 8, 2018
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Trusty Ryan

A sexual act where fingers inserted into the anus one at a time until the entire fist is wrist deep inside of the recipient.
Daniel was pleased when his woman gave him a trusty Ryan last night.
by snizzlewizzle October 16, 2021
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Ryan Seacrest

The act of cutting to a commercial break exactly when the show is at the peak point of suspense.
That show just pulled a total Ryan Seacrest
by HarlemShakesTooMuch January 5, 2015
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colin ryan

when you fart so hard your underpants split
i think imma bout to let off a colin ryan
by cocdoggy December 21, 2019
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