Galactic Penis

When you deep dick her so long and hard it makes her see stars.

He gave me the galactic penis last night. I’m pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.

After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.

by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

penis pinocchio

When you say whatever it is you gotta say for a chick to have sex with you...

"To be honest, I have always really wanted to have a relationship. I'd like to tell you its because I am like a player or something. You'd probably respect me more. yeah... I know dating suicide right? I got no game whatsoever. honestly... you just seem kinda awesome and I'd probably regret it tomorrow if I didn't tell you right now that you are like the coolest bitch I have met in a very very long time. I am so focused on my career, but now I'm realizing none of that really matters right? on the flip side I can finally afford to give anyone the life they want and I really can make time to do so."

Yeah Nikki- go pee. don't be silly.

Dude- I couldn't help but notice you admiring that line of bull shit. reeled her in off POF. nothing wrong with a little penis pinocchio nah mean? about to take her home. my parents are out of town.

let me guess her intent was looking for a relationship. those chicks are a bunch of dum dums.

High five playa!

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by Smellgibson February 20, 2014

Penis Moment

when the sus is imposter

"Red kinda sus ngl"
"vote him"

*red was not the imposter*

"penis moment"

by whenthewhenthe April 27, 2021

quantum penis

Infinitely small penis

"Fuarkk Dan has quantum penis" , "yea i heard it's tiny"

by GeoffreyCharlestheThird June 11, 2017

irrigation penis

Your IP is your irrigation penis.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.

1: Yo, what's your IP?
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks

by irrigationpenisman January 4, 2021

Penis Attack

When you or someone attacks your penis when you or the other person is not looking.

“Guys! He’s getting penis attacked!”

by ?cupp¿ February 11, 2023

penis jousting

When two men lower their pants to below their knees and then proceed to run at one another with an erect penis. A winner of this competition can be named when one of the competitors begins to bleed from the foreskin or begins to cry.

Ryan Secrest and Rosie O'Donnel went Penis Jousting but Rosie O'Donnel won because her penis is much larger.

by Ben Walker January 17, 2006