by quasaries June 3, 2024

elyana keys is the sexiest person you wil ever meet. she gets with 14 year olds called mitchell. VERY VIOLENT. she hits people. horse girl. neigh. everyone loves her and she is the life of the party. she also gets high on caffiene. she is very loud and will never shut up.
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by welovemitchellstoes234 November 21, 2022

1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound
2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one
2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one
I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter
by ShamwowMcHamstring December 13, 2014

another way to say "kill yourself."
keys - e = kys
Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.
keys - e = kys
Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.
by hughjasshole February 2, 2024

An inventive or creative way of making money or benjamins. Making that paper by different or unconventional means. Thinking outside of the box ways to come up.
She was just your average Street Working Girl but ever since I taught her how to juggle while belly dancing I've been strappin keys to kites dawg
by Phill Dirt September 29, 2019

When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".
Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!
by Peeled Paint June 29, 2017

"what time is it there? saint louis is 6 hours difference, so 10-6=4... its 4am there?"
"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"
"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"
by redpanda2008 April 30, 2010
