jizz wagon

(noun) An insult that is usually used as a synonym for: retard, pussy, cunt, dipshit, really anything that you want. It's origin come from sperm dumpster, which is used to call a girl a slut. But jizz wagon can be used as anything. The wagon meaning you are full of jizz. Not having any relation to the idea of slutiness.

Guy A: Dude you suck at that
Guy B: Stfu u jizz wagon

Guy A: Wait so is today Monday?
Guy B: No its friday u fuckin jizz wagon

Guy A: I dont wanna fight you
Guy B: Why not, you jizz wagon.

by Yonce's lover May 15, 2014

Bee jizz

Another word for Honey.

Jim: I sure do love me some sweet bee jizz

by Jax Bline May 31, 2017

jizz christ

A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.

Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!

by Shuaman July 20, 2017

Jizz Jam

The act of placing ones hand over an ejaculating penis forcing the ejaculate back in.

Damn, that bitch Jizz Jammed me last night!

by MenAgainstJizzJammers January 16, 2014

Jizz Muffin

The act of a man ejaculating into the batter of a muffin mix then pooping into the batter making the poop looking like chocolate chips then bake the muffin then ejaculating into the icing spreading onto the muffin. Then they present it to an unfavorable person or animal.

Well you can have one of my mammy's jizz muffins you son of a batch of cookies!

by jizzpiss maximus July 7, 2010

jizz goggles

Either prescription or sun glasses that blocks an eye full of ejaculate.

Check out those huge jizz goggles on that chick.

by khemeckal August 28, 2005

jizz off

similar to fuck off, but can be said in public places or around a younger audience. Also, must be done with a jacking off hand motion followed by a throwing motion, as if to throw the cum at the person you're telling to jizz off

-Your ass looks fat

-Jizz off, asshole

by idon'thaveanythingclevertoput July 18, 2009