Hot For Teacher

(Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
Fuck man!)
Oh yeah, t-t-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see? Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell but I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Ow! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher
(Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man
Whoa)
I heard about your lessons but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn, how can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Whoa! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad

I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher, woh
(Oh man, I think the clock is slow
What are you doin' this weekend?
I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed)
Ooh, yeah
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
Whoa
Oh! Yes I'm hot
Oh my God!
Whoo!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

yan tan tether

yan, tan, tether are the first three numbers in an old English sheep counting system

"yan tan tether... wait- where have the rest of my sheep gone?!"

by Bob Smouth September 4, 2023

iced piano teachers

When you go to the online piano office hours and morning balsers appear eating iced starburst with evenings

Gang have u been. to any iced piano teachers? type shit

by funnypiano July 15, 2024

im gonna tell the teacher

you are definitely screwed when your classmate tells this

boy1:im gonna tell the teacher
boy2:nooooooooooooooo pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i i will give allmy robux
boy1:ok fine

by math kid July 19, 2024

National hate your former teacher day

Hate your former teacher. Only teachers who were actually bitches to everyone, especially if her teacher name is Mrs. Cappezzutto

Jonathan: what day is it
Bryant: It’s National hate your former teacher day !!!!
Jonathan: Thanks

by Bryanthesmolbrain September 10, 2023

The Texan Teether

You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.

"I dare you to let me do the Texan Teether to you later today!"

by newyorker51 October 13, 2023

Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!

Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!

Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!

by sdinaz October 23, 2023