three eyed turtle

verb. A sex act involving a limber woman. Where the woman spreads her legs and grabs her ankles. Oral, Vaganal, and Anal sex ensue, in THAT order. No ATM here.

Dude! I found a hot little gymnast who's so horny she's willing to do a Three Eyed Turtle!

three eyed turtle by cog January 19, 2005

sketchy turtle 

see awkward turtle. place right palm over left hand, and stick thumbs out to each side (thus making a turtle). now, rub the right hand back and forth continually over the left hand. meaning: to point out your sketchy situation.

(sketchy turtle demonstrated).
someone agrees, "yes, he is quite a sketchy person."

sketchy turtle by yay4SARAH August 9, 2006

The Turtle 69 

A sex position that incorporates both the 69 and the reverse cowgirl. While the female crouches so her vagina is being stimulated by the males mouth, she bends backwards so her back is arched parallel to his stomach, and performs oral sex, creating a turtle like shell of humans, hence the name.

"Kyle asked me to do the turtle 69 with him, and I told him to suck a dick."

"Yo, last night, me and this bitch did the turtle 69 and I totally blew all over her underchin."

The Turtle 69 by IWRESLTEDAGRUNDLEMUNCHERONCE May 27, 2008

retracted turtle

retracted turtle- a fisting technique in which the whole fist is violently shoved into the anus, meant to look like a turtle in hiding

the opposite of a silent duck

"I heard the fat bulldyke gave Candice the retracted turtle," said Henry.

"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.

retracted turtle by drunkasswhore24 January 29, 2010

Cat Turtle 

The mythical Cat Turtle is a cat in a hat. It can breathe fire, fly, and it can make lemonade. It has been kept secret from us because of the government. They are hogging these majestic beasts because of their ability of making lemonade. Truth be told the Cat Turtle was the inventor of lemonade but was found and a man person found one. He took ownership of being the true inventor of lemonade.

Hobo Joe- OMG it's da Magical Cat Turtle!

Tyler- I like SLOTHS!

Cat Turtle by Nugget Overlord October 31, 2016

albino turtle

A procedure in which a person, while skinny dipping, submerges his or herself, while sticking his or her buttocks above the water.

"...and then, our camp councillor totally gave us an albino turtle."

albino turtle by zeiek June 27, 2005

ninja turtle

the ninja turtle (can be used both in the singular and plural sense). is an ancient turtle, originally from the sewer region of densley populated cities. They are often accompanied by a large rat. ninja turtles hit their ninja "peaks" during their teenage years.

Turtles in a half shell, TURTLE POWER!!!

ninja turtle by Josh Stramoli June 29, 2004