Jimbo Slice Surprise

A series of events in the following order:
1) Smashing a girl lumber jack style
2) You nut in her belly button

3) Take your axe to shave your chest hair
4) Sprinkle the chest hair into her cum filled belly button
5) Yell "surprise biatch"

Guy 1: It's so tough finding freaky girls that are into hairy guys.
Guy 2: You should meet my friend Lexis she loves getting the Jimbo Slice Surprise !

by TheGusBus69 July 30, 2021

Baked potato surprise

When you cum in a baked potato and strangle your sister

I did the baked potato surprise yesterday

by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019

prom night surprise

A girl who concieves her first born on prom night. Her date remembered the corsauge,but forgot the protection.

The quarterback got a real shock on graduation day,when his cheerleader girlfriend told him she was eight weeks pregnant!! You can say he got a real Prom Night Surprise!!

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

Mint ring surprise

When you give your partner a rimjob straight after brushing your teeth.

I was getting ready for bed, brushed my teeth but vicki was feeling horny, so i gave her a mint ring surprise before i stuck it in her clam.

by Stoned dog guy August 19, 2023

barium enima surprise

During a barium enima procedure the patient can no longer hold the barium within theirselves and it explodes out of their anus and covers the xray technician in a wonderful surprise

The doctor threw up when his technician received an uncommonly high barium enima surprise in the face.

by sevenducksuited March 14, 2010

Scrambled Egg Surprise

(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.

This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!

by BSanner November 25, 2010

Red velvet surprise

When a male/female licks a menstruating woman’s anus and period blood has seeped down to it.

-Bro, Jessica gave me a red velvet surprise last night...
-that’s why I only eat ass with the lights on.

by Sharpsean October 12, 2020